The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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