just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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