My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm too high and old for this...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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