he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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