Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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