I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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