we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
