ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
do nipples grow back?
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