Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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