Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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