well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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