I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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