FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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