redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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