they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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