Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
only if we run a train.
done.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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