Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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