I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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