May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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