Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i need some magic done to my vagina
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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