the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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