Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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