She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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