What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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