Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Randomize