I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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