oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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