Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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