Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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