Taylor Swift is so right about you.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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