is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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