it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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