No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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