: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there's paper in my vomit.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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