I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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