He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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