Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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