is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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