I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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