What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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