I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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