i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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