Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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