david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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