Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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