i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The power of my boobs compel you
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
