she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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