I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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