Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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