He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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