Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i don't like sucking hair
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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