Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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