I have demons in me.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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